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Saturday 26 May 2012

Pun Tennis

A game in which two writers bat puns back and forth between each other.

There are no official rules governing the playing of Pun Tennis; but it is considered desirable that the puns become more outrageous and absurdist as the game progresses.

Generally only the cleverest writers are capable of playing Pun Tennis. It is an activity well-suited to Grand Knights of the Order of the Toucan, Rhysauruses and Appled Uppers, but completely beyond the abilities of Hacklings, Monkeybators and Pared Downers.